I was at the mall earlier, and saw a guy using a pushbroom, sweeping up pennies and algae into a pile where the water in the fountain used to be. I’d venture a guess that’s not within spec on the coin counting machine, but it was funny!

Also, some funny things my kids have said:

Jeremy didn’t want an alarm clock: “Alarm clocks distort me”

He used to refer to gibbous and full moons as a Loud Moon.